Friday, 14 February 2014

Favourite Fictional Characters: On Valentine's Day

To celebrate Valentine's Day, I thought I'll treat you to some poetry. Prepare, readers, for some romantic verse, inspired by an unlikely bunch of poets...

The Eleventh Doctor: 

Fezzes are red
My TARDIS is blue
Bow ties are cool
Just like you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
The statistical chances of you finding someone with whom you can tolerate a lifetime are incredibly low, meaning you should probably spend your time on something more constructive than a feeble attempt at attracting a short-term romantic partner.

 Homer Simpson: 

Roses are red
Like the floor stains at Moe's 
I will spend time with Marge
Tomorrow on Valentine's - d'oh!


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poison Ivy is green
The Joker's hair is too

The Tenth Doctor:

Rose's jacket was red
Oh, God, Rose!
*Buries head in hands, sobbing*

Have a happy Valentine's Day, folks.

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